How To Suck At Blogging:
Post consistently for a while and then just never post anything for months. Don't leave a goodbye message either. Just disappear into the wind.
When you're not posting on your blog, don't post on social media, either. Make people think you're off the grid somewhere while you go about your business. Constantly check social media, though, following your new twitter followers back but not replying to their messages.
Make this big deal about your return to blogging and how happy you are to be back, promising tons of new content "coming soon". Then make one other post and disappear for a week.
When you finally decide to get it together and actually post some content, do so on the wrong date and/or time. Or, better yet, have a completed #throwbackthursday post hanging out in your drafts when all you had to do was hit "publish".
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| Look at my "artsy" picture |
5. Break your phone.
When you finally do decide to return to blogging "for real this time". make sure to break the camera on your phone so you get "artsy" shots like the one above. Make sure your phone is so messed up that the camera will only focus about 2% of the time to actually take clear pictures. Who needs to actually see what's going on anyway?
