How To Suck At Blogging:
1.
Abandon your blog.Post
consistently for a while and then just never post anything for months.
Don't leave a goodbye message either. Just disappear into the wind.
3.
Neglect social media..When
you're not posting on your blog, don't post on social media, either.
Make people think you're off the grid somewhere while you go about your
business. Constantly check social media, though, following your new
twitter followers back but not replying to their messages.
3.
Come back to blogging, promise new content & then disappear.Make
this big deal about your return to blogging and how happy you are to be
back, promising tons of new content "coming soon". Then make one other
post and disappear for a week.
4.
Schedule erratic new content on the wrong day/time.When
you finally decide to get it together and actually post some content,
do so on the wrong date and/or time. Or, better yet, have a completed
#throwbackthursday post hanging out in your drafts when all you had to
do was hit "publish".
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| Look at my "artsy" picture |
5.
Break your phone.When
you finally do decide to return to blogging "for real this time". make
sure to break the camera on your phone so you get "artsy" shots like the
one above. Make sure your phone is so messed up that the camera will
only focus about 2% of the time to actually take clear pictures. Who
needs to actually see what's going on anyway?
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But
really, guys. Even though all of those things happened to me and I do,
in fact, suck at blogging, my computer has been having some issues
which has made posting here difficult. And by "issues", I mean taking
30404050505050522 years to load a single picture, if it even completes
doing so. Such virus. Such computer savvy.
