I Hate Salads

Confession time:

98% of the time, I hate salads. I rarely meet a salad that I like. It's all lettuce for days for me and I just can't, but do you think that stops me from buying a salad for lunch? No way. Every time I see a salad, I think I'm going to like it and I just don't.

We could also file this under 'Not learning from my mistakes', but that file is overflowing right now.

PS: Sorry this post is so late. I wasn't even going to post at all and then I remembered how much I hate salads and how much I want the internet to know.

I Hate Winter

Dude, can we talk about how much winter sucks?  I would be the happiest of the happy if I could never hear the words “lake effect”, “clipper” and “where squalls persist” again.  You know where squalls persist?  On all of the roads I take to get to work!

But, on the bright side, I get to wear my goofy winter hat all the time and act like it’s the most serious thing possible.  My mom and I went into an auto center last week to get her battery changed and we were both wearing our goofy hats!  The people in there probably thought we were total goofballs, but #winter so whatever!